I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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