if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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