I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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