Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We are two peas in an std pod
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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