Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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