Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Drake has all the answers
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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