you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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