What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Everything about him screamed your future.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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