i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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