what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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