and i looked up. we had an audience...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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