Me too!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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