no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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