It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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