Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
