she was so not down for the gang bang
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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