As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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