Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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