More tranny stories later!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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