I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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