I must be too annoying 4 u.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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