I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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