I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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