Soap is not a condiment
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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