she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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