i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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