What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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