So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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