love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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