i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
porn star boner night. come get it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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