It's Friday. Sex?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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