so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
