If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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