After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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