Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were trust falling into bushes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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