Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You smell like a Billy Joel song
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
