My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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