White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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