out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
