Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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