I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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