Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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