Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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