I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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