You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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