let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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