He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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