i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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