Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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