I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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