Say something about gay babies.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
