Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize