So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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