Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize