There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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