4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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